Aug 4, 2009

No Good Hooligans


An 86 year old woman was arrested for the 61st time in her life. She has just cause this time though; she was shoplifting anti-wrinkle cream.

She was first arrested in 1956. And a hell of a lot more times since then lol. An employee saw her stuff $252.26 worth of items into her pants before trying to leave without paying, police said.

Authorities charged Orko, of the 1200 block of South California, with felony shoplifting because of her extensive criminal history. A Cook County judge ordered her held on $10,000 bail Monday.

Not only that but she has 20 different aliases.

Lets go down the list of everything she took.

L'Oreal Revitalift Ant Wrinkle Cream
8 Olay Face cream's
11 packs of AA batteries
5 packs of salmon

4 jars of Tasters Choice Instant Coffee.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN...

Rob said...

She must be trying to relive her rebellious years. tsk-tsk-tsk. old whipper-snapper. What's the world coming to. lol

Daddy Squeeze Me! said...

THAT DAYMN OLD HOOKER! SHE NEEDS TO STOP IT NOW!