Oh...You Bit Off My Penis

A secretary accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while giving him oral sex in the car. She was giving the 30 year old man brains in the car and the car was hit from behind biting off her lover's tally wacker.

To make matters worse the secretary got a message from their private investigator to spy on her after suspecting she was being unfaithful.......turns out the bitch was!!!

'On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,' he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.