Nov 7, 2008

Gay Cereal!

Have you ever wondered if your cereal was gay? Maybe it doesn't have gay sex but it sure is fabulous!!!!! Here are some obviously gay cereals you may want to watch out for. Most of these are old and aren't in production anymore so you are safe lol.

Lmao Look at Punch Crunch. The number one hint that this is a gay cereal is that big ass pink hippo. Of course the cereal has to be pink along with the box and pink things are often associated with homosexuals. How can we forget the whole sailor theme?! I think the Village People said it best "In the NAVY....Come on and join your fellow man!"

We now have Fruit Brute. This cereal obviously appeals to those who re in the bear and leather community. From the furry title to the hairy animal on the cover.

Tutti Fruiti Twinkles just has an overtly gay title. With its pink stars and mentioning "fruiti" with an 'I' to give it a special twist. The fireman is holding a hose which is a sexual innuendo for a penis lol

Mr Wonderfull's Surprize is the least homosexual but if you look t it hes holding two balls in his hand which is another sexual innuendo. Of course Mr. Wonderfull's is just a campy character to begin with his turtle neck! I have to head out so below are the rest of the breakfast cereals that I feel have some sort of gay content!
















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